User:I drink Oblivion's water

Hello all, I am Chris and have been playing Oblivion on the 360 since it's released and I have not stopped! Nope! Not once! No... my brain hurts... So what do I do on Oblivion, well I have tried out every race but feel most comfortable as a Khajiit, more notably a female one. Why? Well I like to sneak, I like having a tail (and any who don't are probably either an elf or a mudcrab) but why female? Simple, I am a heterosexual male and I like looking at women's arses... that simple. I have wrote a lot of FanFic about Oblivion but it is very long, very very long and I don't think many would appreciate it plus it goes out of canon which annoys people. I am a British user and enjoy looking for those little British references.